Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Narrator

10. Brings inflatable “companion” into studio with him.

9. Asks for a voice double for the really hard words.

8. Each time you record a good take,does a shot of Tequila.

7. He insists that most every major recording studio is now “pants optional”.

6. Comes to the studio dressed as a mime.

5. Asks if the voices in his head will be paid as well.

4. All of his female characters sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

3. After several hours of recording, sits there mumbling, “Man, them words are tricky!”

2. Constantly licking the microphone.

1. Makes more breath sounds than Darth Vader on a treadmill.